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Infectuously Cute Plush Microbes!

Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repe… Continue

You can find this and other interesting tidbits on the USPS postal inspector's website:
www.uspis.gov

How a Master Scammer Met His Match:

Ponzi vs. the Postal Inspection Service

Charles Ponzi wasn’t the world’s first con man—scams probably originated with cavemen. And he certainly wasn’t the worst—the $10 million Ponzi stole from investors nearly a century ago is small change compared to such current-day schemes as New York fund manag… Continue

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ... -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

And that's an example of an Opt In page using Google Docs, so the info goes straight to your Google Spreadsheet.